getting around (town)

i drove on priest at 40 without a helmet. it was too scary so i have decided to hence forth protect my head always. i stole 2 different kinds of cheese today(12). monterey jack and cream. i ate toast with cream cheese and jelly, and the jelly fell off and onto my hand. i still think that dog parks are more for people and not for dogs, and i realized i have some retarded quirks that need to be ironed out. vice lost a huge DO because we suck at taking sneaky photos, and i'm more disturbed by gore than i am by rape (y3ah, i kn0w wh4t??). this day felt like two days in one, but i'm not complaining because i had fun for most of it. (p.s. riazzi's better fucking hire me.)


("sooo, i'm gonna swim away from you. i've been training for this moment my whole life. but after this, i'll probably never swim again. thanks.")