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chris "kate bosworth" dimon.

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so what i really meant was.

i was like sorta ttly kidding before when i said i worked in a sweatshop, but now i'm kinda serious! ugh, 12 hours shifts are the average, and they always seem to be of the graveyard variety. i can't wait for payday this week because at least i'll have some proof of all my hard work. this is beth. this is not me. she is smiling and i almost cried today when i couldn't get these two fabrics to match up before i surged them to another piece of fabric. this is beth because what she's doing is like a lemonade stand in comparison to my juice store. this is beth the megabitch (lol)





i met the president of urban outfitters today, his name is ted (short for tedford i just now found out!!!!!!). i only just remembered now that i've heard he's a raging christian conservative republican. someone asked me if he seemed gay and now i can sort of see the point behind such a question. can you guess which one is ol' teddy boy?

LOLZ

urban outfitters is like so ttly kewl!

so the other day i was in the fitting room folding clothes and shit, when these three snobby, fake tanned, college-aged bitches come in to try things on. one girl sits down and the other two are showing her their choices. the girl sitting down says:
"i really need to go on a diet!"

and one of the girls asks her what she's trying.

"no carbs, no fat, no sugar."

the girl says "that's going to be like waaaay hard."

"well how did you get to your size?? you're super skinny!"

"i didn't eat. and i literally went to the gym for 5 hours ever day. it was hard to begin with but like i knew i wouldn't get a disorder or anything so like i just didn't eat for 3 months. and the weight just hasn't come back. like usually if i eat i'll gain it back, but i've been the same size for a while so i don't think it's coming back."

"wow yeah i think maybe i'll try that cause i feel so fat lately!"


I'M SEW GEL-UHZ!!!

i work in a sweat shop

i've been working non-stop since sunday. i've been sewing for 12th street costumes and the hours are fucking long. i don't really mind cause i'm getting paid well enough. i feel bad for these fools cause they're not, and we're essentially doing the same shit.

dragg'n wit mustachez

i have SO much fun at shows where the band dresses up. like i don't wanna say like those bands are better... but like c'mon they're like way more fun usually.