urban outfitters is like so ttly kewl!

so the other day i was in the fitting room folding clothes and shit, when these three snobby, fake tanned, college-aged bitches come in to try things on. one girl sits down and the other two are showing her their choices. the girl sitting down says:
"i really need to go on a diet!"

and one of the girls asks her what she's trying.

"no carbs, no fat, no sugar."

the girl says "that's going to be like waaaay hard."

"well how did you get to your size?? you're super skinny!"

"i didn't eat. and i literally went to the gym for 5 hours ever day. it was hard to begin with but like i knew i wouldn't get a disorder or anything so like i just didn't eat for 3 months. and the weight just hasn't come back. like usually if i eat i'll gain it back, but i've been the same size for a while so i don't think it's coming back."

"wow yeah i think maybe i'll try that cause i feel so fat lately!"


I'M SEW GEL-UHZ!!!